Thursday, December 29, 2011

Warrior

An emotional drama to remember.


       Most likely I less prefer emotional drama movies because I do not want to wet my eyes while entertaining myself. Entertainment means enjoyment, an entertainment which will give tears in your eyes is not a entertainment, But in some cases tears in eyes gives you a pleasure that can not be purchased, and a pleasure is also a entertainment.


          While watching warrior I did not get any drops of tears in my eyes but the family reunion and love had touched my heart. I admire this movie because it has well storyline and well directed although song The National “About Today” in last is superb. I love the song.


          Warrior is a movie which is referred by my friend to me, and he is referred by his sir.  Warrior is a story of two brother who fought final match in mixed martial arts tournament both brother got separated in past and they live without their father. They hate each other because of their family problems and behavior but a brother is a brother, he loves his brother irrespective of behavior that is shown in the movie at last. I think that’s why movie got more popular and fantastic.


          In starting 20 minutes movie is slow and boring but it gain speed at proper time, the cinematography, editing, screenplay, directing all are good, there are no need to complain, overall I like this movie and I enjoyed it twice.

          So go rent the dvd and watch it, have tears in eyes.

Directed by Gavin O'Connor
Produced by Gavin O'Connor, Greg O'Connor
Screenplay by Gavin O'Connor, Cliff Dorfman,                                                               Anthony Tambakis
Story by                    Gavin O'Connor, Cliff Dorfman
Music by                  Mark Isham
Cinematography Masanobu Takayanagi
Editing by                Sean Albertson, Matt Chesse, John Gilroy,                                         Aaron Marshall
Studio                       Mimran Schur Pictures,Filmtribe,                                                           Solaris Entertainment
Distributed by Lionsgate


Rating  - 4/5

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Green Lantern

An impressive beginning of a master series of Green Lantern

Green Lantern is a story of a test pilot Hall Jordan who is quite irresponsible but is a very good pilot. A spacecraft crashed on earth the man Abin Sur inside the spacecraft was attacked by an evil monster Parallax and crashed on earth, he is owner of a green ring which have power of will, he said to the ring that find out the their another owner as Abin Sur is dying.



Ring chosen Hall Jodan and dragged him to Abin Sur, Abin Sur said to Hall Jordan it is not only a ring it is an honour and responsiblity, speak the oath to lantern. later Hall Jordan find out how to charge ring and speak the oath then he was dragged to Oa, a planet where ring had made, there he met more green lanterns which are the member of Green Lantern Corps, a police force of universe gaurding 3600 sector across universe one lantern for one sector.

Sinestro, a member and leader of green lantern corps, Tomar-Re and Kilowog trained Hall Jordan that will is everything and by the power of will and ring you can do anything which you imagine. Hall Jordan returned to earth as being a Green Lantern.


Abin Sur's body is found by military, while examining Abin Sur's body a doctor got infected by parralax's harmful blood and become a extra genius having the power of mind and control. Now the movie begins with two villain one is on earth and enemy of Hall Jordan and one is in the space and enemy of planet Oa and all Green Lantern Corps. Parallax have the power of fear so he is undefeatable. Now from here movie got very intresting and tragidyfull. Later Hall Jordan proves himself by defeating Parallax alone.


Green Lantern is starting of one of the most beautiful series of movies, thus it has less action and the makers just cared about the beginning not the actions though it have very good visual and sound effects. It is one of the master piece which is very balanced and watchable, In last it is very impressive begining of green latern series. Must watch.


Director       - Martin Campbell
Producer     - Donald De Line, Greg Berlanti
Music           - James Newton Howard
Editing         -      Stuart Baird
Studio - DC Entertainment, De Line Pictures
Distributed - Warner Bros. Pictures
Cinematography - Dion Beebe
Based on - Green Lantern by John Broome, Gil Kane
Story            - Greg Berlanti, Michael Green, Marc Guggenheim
Screenplay - Greg Berlanti, Michael Green, Marc Guggenheim, Michael Goldenberg

Rating  - 4/5

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Stanley Ka Dabba

An appreciation of whole crew of the film makers.

          Stanley ka Dabba is joint effort of bollywood and theaterplay directored by Amole Gupte, who is also the creative director of a serious movie about children Tare Jameen Par.



          Stanly ka dabba is a movie about a fourth standard school going boy who never brings dabba (Lunch box) for recess. There was a Hindi Teacher Babubhai Verma (also known as Khadoos by students) who also never brings dabba for lunch time and always peeking in others lunch box. In recess all students eat their lunch and they also share their lunch with Stanley because Stanley is master in story telling, all boys love to listen his stories, because his stories are too creative and funny. Somehow Babubhai attracted to students lunch box and keeep sharing with them, when he used to eat students's lunch Stanley always get hungry so the students always runs far away from Babubhai. One day Babubhai caught them and shout on Stanley and said without dabba no school. 


          Later tragedy makes movie very emotional and reveals the truth of being hungry in recess of Stanley, It is really a very important issue that due to child labour a lot of students can not complete their homeworks, projects and some other activities, specially the students like Stanely who works in hotel or other places who even don't have mother and father.


          Stanely ka dabba looks very funny in the begining but it reveals the real motive of the movie in the last 20 minutes. The director, editor and script writer had successfully managed the suspense and they reveals it at the very perfect time so the film really touches the everyone's heart. Even I get a lots of droplets of tears in my eyes. Worth to watch.


          Amol Gupte is director, creative director, producer and also a actor as Babubhai Verma in this movie. The role of Stanley Fernandez is played by the son of Amole Gupte, Partho Gupte. In the last movie shows that the movie was made on saturdays and holidays only, having 2 recess in total five hours  also tells about child labouring in India.


Director                    - Amole Gupte
Producer                  -  Amole Gupte
Story                          - Amole Gupte
Music                        - Hitesh Sonik
Editing                      - Deepa Bhatia
Cinematography   - Amol Gole
Distributed by Fox Star Studios
Amole Gupte Cinema Pvt. Ltd.



Rating - 4/5

Monday, August 1, 2011

Harry Potter and Deathlly Hollows Part 2

It all ends  !!!!!




        Harry Potter and Deathlly Hollows part 2 begins from where part 1 ends, Harry and his friend continue to search for the remaing horcruxes of Voldemort. Harry meets the brother of Albus Dumbledore and ask for help, Voldemort attacked the Hogwarts while Harry and his friend still try to found out the remaining horcruxes, A crown Rowena Ravenclaw's Diadem (also known as the Lost Diadem) horcrux is destroyed by Harry with Fiendfyre which requires extreme skill to control and the Killing Curse. Marvolo Gaunt's Ring, a horcux, is destroyed by Hermoiny and Ron with the help of Godric Gryffindor's Sword as this sword contain Basilisk venom, which can destroy horcrux very well and easily. Hermione Granger used Basilisk fangs from the Chamber of Secrets to destroy Helga Hufflepuff's Cup. Neville Longbottom destroy the Nagini (A snake which is also pet of Voldemort) by Godric Gryffindor's Sword.



        At end Voldemort stopped attack and ask to Harry to come alone for fight. Proffesor Serverous Snape is killed by Voldemort and Snape told Harry to keep his tears which had memory. Later Harry see the memory and he came to know that he also contain a horcrux of Voldemort when Voldemort attacked him when he was child. And Serverous Snape was his father and proffesor Snape and Dumbledore planned for this long ago and Dumbledore was killed by Snape purposely. Harry heads to Voldemort where Voldemort attacked him, when Harry died Dumbledore tells him that the horcrux of Voldemort is destroyed and if he want he can go back. Harry returned alive and he killed Voldemort by Elder wand and destroyed the elder wand.



        After 19 years Harry sends his son Albus Severus Potter to Hogwarts and told him that he was named after two great principle of Hogwarts Albus Dumledore and Servous Snape one is from Gryffindor and another one is from Slytherine, you have to no worry of selection in Hogwarts because the sorting hat also consider the choice of candidate.

       It is the movie which had all thing what we expected to watch. It had perfect end of Harry Potter series. But if you don't know the elder wand, horcruxes, gryffindor's sword, Harry's scar, Serius Black, chamber of secret and many more thing which is shown in other film. you can not understand this.

        This is amazing film. The film had superb visual and sound effects and graphics. Watching in 3D is real deal. Acting of all character is on the edge. perfect directing and editing made this movie the best one of all harry potter series. If you do not remember any of thing of remainig film I advise to see first remainig movies. It is the best film of year 2011. It all ends here...  perhaps..




Director                     David Yates
Producers                 David Heyman, David Barron, J. K. Rowling
Screenplay               Steve Kloves
Music                         Alexandre Desplat
Cinematography    Eduardo Serra
Editor  Mark Day
Distributed by         Warner Bros. Pictures


Rating  -  5/5

Saturday, July 2, 2011

A new era of comedy "Delhi Belly"


    After a long time I had visited to cinema hall with my friends for a movie "Delhi Belly" As we expected that movie will be good, but the movie have outstanding comedy. This type of comedy is the first time  in India. A new era of comedy in bollywood begins now. 



    Delhi Belly is a story of three friends Arun, Tashi and Nitin who lives together with sharing rent of the house in Delhi. Tashi is a journalist with photographer Nitin and Arun is cartoonist in a news paper. Tashi is going to be marry soon, but some hilarious and tragedyfull shit happens and he attracted to his co-worker Leena who going to divorce her husband. A package of diamonds is lost by this trios and the story begins. The  diamond smuggling gang wants their diamond back so they do the some cool shit with trios. But the trios are smarter than the gang and smartness made the film superb.

   This is a adult rated movie and it contain some mind-blowing scene and hilarious dialogue  containing abuses. Some scenes are just outstanding you will jump off from your seat while laughing. There are no overacting of any character, all character are well balanced throughout the movie. The photographer is very smart he knews all the dirty things to do very well. The movie is originally made in english language, so there are improper lipsing with the dialogue but movie has overcome from this fault by making a big laugh on your mouth.



    There are total seven songs which comes in background at perfect time. "Bhagg D.K Bose, aandhi aayi" is already very popular in youth because it sounds like a abuse. Rest of songs are also very good. Lyrics are superb, music is ok. Cinematography of the movie is very good specially in begining of the movie. Editing is perfect.

    At last watch this movie with your friends, not with your family. Enter cinema hall at your own risk with family. Watch this you will forget the rest of the world.


Directed by -  Abhinay Deo
Produced by - Aamir Khan, Kiran Rao, Ronnie Screwvala,         Jim Furgele
Written by    - Akshat Verma
Music by   -      Ram Sampath
Editing by   - Huzefa Lokhandwala


Rating    -    3.5/5

Saturday, April 23, 2011

प्रकृति सौंदर्य और सत्य

          आज की सुबह बहुत ही प्यारी लग रही है, सुबह उठते ही मेरी नजर खिड़की पे गयी, सामने से हलकी हलकी धुप आ रही थी और मेरे बिस्तर पर पड़े मेरी घडी से टकरा के दीवाल पे प्रतिवर्तित कर रही थी मै उसे देख के ये समझने की कोशिश कर रहा था की आज की धुप में इतनी लालिमा क्यों है ? मैंने बाहर देखा तो समझ में आया की आज सुबह सुबह हलकी बारिश हुई थी और उसकी वजह से हलके नीले भूरे रंग के बादल सूरज की तीव्र रोशनी को छानकर केवल लालिमा को ही भेंट कर रहे है इस धरती को | धरती पहली बारिश की बूंदों से नहा के जैसे तृप्त हो गयी है, और उस पर से सूरज की लालिमा बस आँखों को चरम अनुभूति का अहसास जगा रहे है | मन तो हुआ की बस यही खड़ा ऐसे ही देखता रहूँ और ये पल यही थम जाये | उस समय मै प्रकृति के चरम सौंदर्य को निहार रहा था और उस आनंद की अनुभूति ले रहा था, जैसे जिसके लिए मै बरसो से तरस रहा था वह आज मुझे मिल गया हो | उस समय विश्व की और कोई भी वस्तु मुझे इस प्रकृति सौंदर्य के आगे तुच्छ लग रही थी | तभी मैंने अपने घडी को देखा सुबह के ६.४० हो गये थे जिसका मतलब मै १० मिनट लेट हो चूका था | मै वहा से जाना तो नही चाहता था पर वो कहते है ना कि समय सबसे बड़ा होता है इसलिए मुझे बाकि के नितक्रिया निपटा के दिनचर्या पर जाना था |

          ये समय भी अजीब वस्तु है, कभी हम चाहते है कि ये वक़्त यही थम जाये और कभी हम चाहते है कि ये जल्दी से निकल जाये | और जिस समय का इन्तजार रहता है वह तो बड़ा ही छलिया होता है वह तो इतने धीमे धीमे नजदीक आता है कि हमें लगता है कि १ मिनट नही १ साल है, पर समय हमेशा एक ही गति से चलता है| विभिन्न गति से चलता है तो मानव, क्योंकि वो मानव है उसे विभिन्न परिस्थितियों में विभिन्न प्रकार कि समस्याओ और कर्मो के अनुसार अपने समय कि गति बदलनी पड़ती है | कुछ समय से आगे चलना पसंद करते है तो कुछ चाह कर भी समय कि बराबरी नही कर पाते और पीछे रह जाते है | मेरे अवलोकन से तो मुझे यही जान पड़ता है कि समय के बराबर चलने वाले हमेशा सफल रहते है | यदि आप समय से आगे है, तो इसका मतलब ये हुआ कि आप बहुत तेज जा रहे है | और आपकी गति का राज जरुर ही कोई गलत काम होगा, वैसे मै गलत काम का विश्लेषण नही करना चाहता आप इसे अपने अनुसार कुछ भी समझ सकते है क्योंकि हर एक काम गलत या सही नही होता, यह तो सबका अलग अलग संवेदन या समझ होता है | जो हमारे लिए गलत है, शायद दुसरो के लिए वो सही हो |

          मै समय कि बात कर रहा था तो समय से पीछे चलने वाले जरुर ही असफल लोग होते है | यहा भी मै असफलता का विश्लेषण नही करना चाहता क्योंकि कभी-कभी ऐसी परिस्थितिया भी आती है जिसमे मनुष्य लाचार और विवश हो जाता है | और उसे जानबूझकर असफलता से संतुष्ट होना पड़ता है | और रही बात समय के साथ चलने वालो कि तो बस मै यही कहना चाहता हूँ कि ऐसे व्यक्ति बहुत ही कम होते है, जो समय के साथ कदम से कदम मिला के चल सके क्योंकि जैसा कि मैंने पहले ही कहा है, कि समय हमेशा एक ही गति से चलता है, और मनुष्य समय का प्रतिरूप या विम्ब या उसकी परछाई नही बन सकता | पर कुछ ऐसे लोग होते है जो समय के साथ कदम से कदम मिला के चलते है पर वो भी कभी पूरी जिंदगी भर समय के साथ नही चल सकते क्योंकि ऊचाइयों के साथ गहराइयाँ भी आती है और उन गहराइयों में समय आपको गिरा देगा पर इसका मतलब ये नही हुआ कि आप असफल हो गये | आप ने समय के साथ कदम से कदम मिला के चला वही सबसे बड़ी बात है| भले ही वो थोड़े समय के लिए हो या बड़े समय के लिए | सफलता तो बस सफलता होती है उसको किसी भी आधार पे मापा नही जा सकता |

           यही सब सोचते सोचते मै अपने सारे काम निपटा के जब घर से निकलने वाला था, तो घडी देखा, और आज मै आधा घंटा लेट हूँ पर मै खुश था बजाय इसके कि मै लेट हूँ क्योंकि आज मेरे दिमाग ने मुझे ऐसी जानकारी दी जिसे ढूँढने पे भी नही मिलती | आज मैंने जीवन के कई सत्य का रहस्य खुद सुलझा लिया है | शायद ये आज कि सुबह की वजह से हुआ हो, वो कहते है ना "स्वच्छ दिमाग में स्वच्छ विचार का वाश होता है |" आज सुबह मैने प्रकृति के सौन्दर्य को देखा था उसी सौंदर्य ने मेरे दिमाग में इन विचारो के बीज बोये |

          काश ऐसी सुबह हर रोज आयें !!!!!!

         - सत्यमादित्य यादव


(English Translation)

Natural Beauty and the Truth

           Today's morning looks very beatiful, I glanced at window as I awaken. From there,  little sunshine  coming and spreaded, on my watch, on bed and reflects sunshine on wall. By watching this I am trying to understand  why todays shining is so red and beautiful ? When I saw at outside I came to know that there was a little rain early in the morning and that's why the light bronish blue clouds are preventing the bright shines of sun and presenting only the light red shine to earth. Earth become satisfied by bathing from first droplets of rain, and the red shine over there just realizing the rearmost feelings on eyes. My mind is telling me just stand here and keep watching, and I freeze the seconds. At that time I am staring the extreme beauty of nature and realizing the joy, that I yearning  from several years. At that time anything is miserable than this nature beauty. Then I see my watch it's 6.40 am that mean I was late 10 minutes already. I don't want to go away from there but as says Time is great, so I have to complete my daily work and go for routine.

           The time is also a wonderful thing, Sometimes we want to that, time should be freezed, and sometime we want that to pass it. And the time, we are waiting, that is very cheater, that time comes as slowly that we feels this is not a 1 minute this is a 1 year, but time always runs in same speed. The different speed is applicable on human, because human is human, he should change there speed of time according to different works and problems in different situations. Some are prefers to keep ahead from the time and some fails to keep eqaul to time as they wanted though. As from my observation, I came to know that keeping equal with time gives always success. If you ahead from the time that proves you are very fast. And the secret of your fastness is surely a wrong work. As I don't want to analyse wrong work, you can consider it as you want because every work is not right or wrong, Everyone have differentt perception and intellectuallity. Maybe the thing we think is wrong can be right for others.

            I am talking about time, the people who keep behind from time are surely unsuccessful. Here, I also don't want to analyse the Unsuccess, because never - ever such situations comes too in which the human becomes helpless and constrained he have to be satisfied with the deliberate failure. And the thing is about human who keep equal to time, I just want to say that there is rarely a person who can compete with the same motion of time, because I said earliar that time always run at same speed and human can not be replica, mirrorimage or shadow of time. But there is also some rare person who keeps equal to time  but not for the whole life because depth or deepness also comes with hight, And time will through you in that deepness but this is not mean that you are become unsuccessful. You keeps equal to time this is the big thing. It does not matter that it's short period of time or long. Success is just the success, It can not be measured, on any basis.


           By thinking of these thoughts, when I am ready to leave home then I saw watch, and I am late half an hour today but I am happy irrespective of lateness because my mind had given me such knowledge which can not be founded by searching. Today I have solved secrets of some truth of life. Maybe it happend because of today's morning, as it says "A happy mind gives a happy idea."  I had seen the beauty of nature and that beauty sown the seeds of these thought.

           I wish every day come with like this morning..!!!!!

           Written (in Hindi) and translated by
           -Satyamaditya Yadav





(Sorry for the bad translation as I am science student so I don't have higher knowledge of English.)

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

The Secret


What do you want always think about it positively...

The day before  two days my friend Dhiru gave me  a documentry movie and told me that this is a true story as I am fond of movies so I just played it and found that this is a program of Discovery or History or any other informative channel so I avoided it.  Today when I am at my cafe there is no one and I got bored so I opened this movie named 'Secret' because I only had this movie at the time..

I was surprised and I thanked to my friend with my heart. After watching 10 minutes of movie.   The movie is a series of interviews about secret of success and optimistic thinking. The movie is based on "Laws of attraction" It provides the real meaning of 'attraction' in real world, it tells how to think positive, how to feel success and how can be become successful.  In simple mean, movie just tells what you want or what you think it is all attracted towards you so always think about positive and happiness, you will be become successful for sure it does not matter how much time it take but it will come true by the law of attraction.

Movie have several interview of writers, physicists, psychologysts, metaphysicists, theologists, philosophers, financers and doctors.  They all tells you how to think positive, how to feel positive, how to be happy and keep tention and negative material away from you. All the information are narrated well, it explains everything about optimistic thinking and gives you positive thinking.  And I am sure you will also get positive thinking after watching this movie.  So why are you waiting ?? Go get the movie and reveal the secrets of success and happiness.

Director - Drew Heriot
Producer - Rhonda Byrne


Rating - 5/5

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Friday, March 11, 2011

Japan Earthquake 8.9 richter scale, 11 March 2011


As usual I was sitting in cyber cafe at noon at nearby 12.20 and surfing on net suddenly I have open a fresh page of Google for search something, what I saw a note from Google that tsunami expected in pacific country, such as Chile, New Zealand, Australia, Hawaii, Malaysia, Indonesia etc. due to earthquake in Japan at 8.9 Richter scale . I ignored it because I know Japan have good infrastructure and there every time earthquake come and they  made their building quake-proof and I also have some work, but as time passes I realize that it was a major and I start searching on net as I don't have TV in my cyber cafe and I have found 17 images on yahoo news and there are only just 15 comments on that page. I start reading that comment within 1 minutes comment went 35, and images went to 22. And images are truly heart shaking. Then I started reading all stuff serial-wise and no time I realize that it is the big thing and it is going to screw the Japan. I were worried about other 20 more country who are going to face Tsunami. There is also a big problem that one of nuclear reactor of Japan had failed it's cooling system and there is a nuclear emergency, I worried as I know if nuclear reactor plant blast then it's very difficult to find out Japan on world map. I was continue to stick with yahoo news and start visiting and refreshing the page in every 15 minutes, and I also found some video on Youtube about eartquake but there is still no video of tsunami.

As time passes I found on 8.36pm that Prime Minister, Manmohan Singh, of India condoled the loss of lives in the earthquake in Japan and offered help. In a message to Japanese Prime Minister Naoto Kan, Dr. Singh said that India stands in solidarity with the people of Japan and is ready to help in any way required and our resources are at your disposal.
I thanks to our prime minister Manmohan Singh in my heart that  in this time of indeed our country is ready to help and it is first. 


At night 10.00pm I started TV at my home and put the news channel Aaj Tak, and I was shocked by seeing the footage, videos of tsunami and then I got the real idea how much big damn thing is this. I went online again and I found on yahoo news that  9:13 pm: Two more aftershocks measuring 5.1 magnitude shake Japan's east coast, reports the US Geological Survey  and - 9:50pmResponding to the problem at the Fukushima nuclear plant, the United States has despatched emergency supplies of coolant to Japan. Reporting this, Reuters quotes Secretary of State Hillary Clinton saying "We just had our Air Force assets in Japan transport some really important coolant to one of the nuclear plants. You know Japan is very reliant on nuclear power and they have very high engineering standards but one of their plants came under a lot of stress with the earthquake and didn't have enough coolant."




Oh my GOD what I had thought is it going to true ?? I shocked why I have think that ? and there is more earthquakes.


At last what I can do for Japan ?
at least I can pray with my heart..



Oh,  GOD be merciful on Japan..

give Japanese to strength to overcome from earthquake and tsunami...
and world also



Pray my frnds..
Pray..


Here are some really heart shaking images of Japan.

















May the Almighty God help us.. !!!!



Friday, March 4, 2011

English in Bihar, India

शरद जोशी की अनुपम कृति  "बिहार पहुंचकर 'नरभसा' गये शरद जोशी " के कुछ अंश



मैंने पटना में डाक बंगला रोड पर पूछा था --
     "नर्मदा अपार्टमेन्ट कहाँ है ?"
     "नर्मदा अपार्टमेन्ट ?" उसने प्रश्न किया |
     "जी |"
     "नर्मदा अपार्टमेन्ट जाना है ?" उसने फिर प्रश्न किया |
     "जी नर्मदा अपार्टमेन्ट |"
     "देखिये, यहाँ से स्ट्रेट जाइये फिर लेफ्ट को मुड़ के वहीँ  पिटरोल  पम्प के पास पूछ लीजिये |"
     तभी एक और सज्जन आ गये और पूछने लगे, "का बात है ?"
     "इन साहिब को नर्मदा अपार्टमेन्ट जाना है," दुसरे ने उत्तर दिया | इस पर वे सज्जन मेरी ओर घूमे और बोले-    
     "आपको कहाँ जाना है ?"
     "नर्मदा अपार्टमेन्ट," मैंने कहा |
     "क्या नर्मदा अपार्टमेन्ट जाइएगा ?"
     "जी | इन्होनें बताया कि आगे से लेफ्ट टर्न है ," मैनें पिण्ड छुड़ा आगे बढ़ने का प्रयत्न करते हुए कहा |
     "आपको नर्मदा अपार्टमेन्ट ही जाना है ना ?"
     "जी |"
     "ऐसा कीजिये, आप इहाँ से सीधे स्ट्रेट चले जाइये और जब लेफ्ट टर्न आये तो मुड़ जाइये | वहीँ एक पिटरोल पम्प है , वहीँ देखिएगा या किसी से पूछ लीजियेगा कि नर्मदा अपार्टमेन्ट कहाँ है तो वहीँ कोई बता देगा |"
     "हमने बताया इन्हें ," दुसरे ने कहा |
     "बताया ना | फिर काहे पूछ रहे हैं |"
     "आप सीधे चले जाइये |"
     "जी धन्यवाद ", मैं बढ़ने लगा |
     "का नर्मदा अपार्टमेन्ट जाना है ?" एक और आवाज आयी | इस बार मैं नहीं रुका पर पीछे से किसी ने कहा -
     "स्ट्रेट चले जाइये , फिर लेफ्ट को मुड़ जाइये |"
    
     मुझे लगता है उस तीसरे व्यक्ति को मेरा रुकना अच्छा न लगा होगा और ताज्जुब नहीं , उसने मुझे अंग्रेजी मिश्रित वाक्य में गाली भी दी हो - "डैम फूल ससुर , यहीं है, नहीं जानते नर्मदा अपार्टमेन्ट कहाँ है ?"

                          - शरद जोशी

"यत्र तत्र सर्वत्र" से, शरद जोशी की एक व्यंग्य पुस्तक


Some part of Sharad Joshi's unique work "Sharad Joshi got 'nervous' when reached Bihar"
(Bihar pahunchkar 'narbhasha' gye Sharad Joshi)


I asked at Dak Bungalow road in Patna
   "Where is Narmada Apartment ?"
   "Narmada Apartment ?" He asked.
   "Yes"
   "Narmada Apartment to go ?" he asked again.
   "Yes Narmada Apartment."
    "See, Go straight from here then turn left at petrol pump and ask someone"
Then one more gentleman came and asked "What is it ?"
    "He want to go Narmada Apartment" second answered then he turned at me and asked - "Where do you want to go ?"
    "Narmada Apartment" I answered.
    "So do you want to go Narmada Apartment ? "
    "Yes, this man told me that there is a left turn from straight " I tried to escape and go ahead from this by saying that.
    "Are you sure want to go Narmada Apartment ?"
    "Yes"
    "Then you should go straight from here and when left turn comes then turn, there is a petrol pump see there or ask someone, where is Narmada Apartment then he will tell you."
    "I told him," second speaks.
    "Did you tell !!, then why is he asking ?"
    "You should go straight."
    "Yes, thanks", I started walking.
    "Do you want to go Narmada Apartment ?" one more sound came. I did not stop but someone told from behind - "Go to straight then turn left"

     I think the third person did not like mine not stopping and I did not wonder that he gave me abuse in mixed English - "Damn fool father in law, he is here, and don't know where is Narmada Apartment ?"



                         - Sharad Joshi.

From a book of Sharad Joshi "Yatra Ttra Sarvatra"


English Translation  by   Satyamaditya Yadav

Thursday, February 3, 2011

127 Hours...




127 hours is a movie based on a true story of a mountain climber Aron Alastan who struck in a canyon in Utah for 127 hours. Later he cut his arm himself with a Chinese multitool kit which have no sharp edges and survives..


127 hours is directed by master story teller Danny Boyle who have directed a lot of super hits movies such as Slumdog Millionaire, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Sunshine, Millions etc.

A mountain climber Aron Alastan left his home without informing anyone where he is going on Friday morning. He even did not answered his mom's call. In the afternoon of Friday he struck his right arm with a boulder in a canyon of Utah . He tried to get help by screaming but he failed. Then he made a lever with a rope and tried to pull over the boulder but he failed again. later he tried several things in five days but everything gave him no result.


He start filming himself with his camcorder. He had only 2 bottle of water one he dropped by mistake and have some foods. When all food end he cut his arm and start sucking his blood he also feeling of vomiting but he did not open his mouth for spill out because he knows this will lead him dehydration of water. He started bad dreaming in days and remembered his mistakes done in life he also had dream that whom he loves all of them are nearby him on a sofa. By that dream he got will to cut his arm himself and he got so much pain but he succeed. What a will of a man..... !!!! It's extraordinary...!!!!


The most touchable scene is when he cut the his arm it's so unacceptable, hat's of the director, actor and all crew members for this scene in the film. What do you want more ????? This scene is superb I had several goose bumps while watching this scene and hearing the noise of cutting veins in his heart. The movie had best cinematography, sound effects and music, composed by A. R. Rahman, and it's too good. James Franco (Aron Alastan in movie) reached edge of acting. Danny Boyle is a great director and sure he will get at least, best director nomination for the directing of this film. What a good movie !!!! Watch this movie in theater nearby your locality It's worth of money...


Directed - Danny Boyle
Produced - Christian Colson, John Smithson, Danny Boyle
Screenplay - Danny Boyle, Simon Beaufoy
Starring - James Franco
Music - A. R. Rahman
Cinematography - Anthony Dod Mantle



Rating - 4.5 / 5



Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Exam



Exam is a mysterious and super thrilling movie directed and produced by Stuart Hazeldine released on Janauary 8, 2010. It's the remake of a spanish movie El método which is released in 2005.


The movie starts with 8 intelligent candidate going to give the final exam for selection to join the ranks of a mysterious and powerful corporation. A man invigilator gives them eighty minutes to answer one question and he declare the three rules of the exam that are-

1. If you try to communicate with myself or the guard you will be disqualified.
2. If you spoil your paper intentionally or accidentally you will be disqualified.
3. If you choose to leave this room for any reason you will be disqualified.

And he questioned at last "Any queastions ?"
No one answered He starts the time and left the room.


Candidate turns their papers and find that there are no questions. Soon they find that they can walk, communicate and discuss with each other. They think that the question should be hidden in their papers and they tried many things to find out such as tracing with sketch, liquid, lights and heat and they found that lights are voice activated. Later in the movie all candidate starts politics and try to found hidden agenda of other candidates. The thriller continues and at the last the candidate Blonde answers the right answer.

The movie have super thrilling storyline and cinematography. All actors have acted well. It is must watch for them who like to see thrilling and mysterious movies. Stuart Hazeldine earned a BAFTA nomination for his directing of this movie.

Go and watch the thriller you will enjoy it a lot.

Director - Stuart Hazeldine
Producer - Stuart Hazeldine, Gareth Unwin
Writer - Stuart Hazeldine, Simon Garrity
Editor - Mark Talbot-Butler
Cinematographer - Tim Wooster



Rating - 4/5




Saturday, January 8, 2011

How to train your Dragon



How to train your dragon is a movie about a viking teenager named Hiccup living in berk iceland who is genius but also faintheart and sissy boy he had aspires to follow his tribe's tradition of becoming a dragon slayer. After finally capturing his first dragon, and with his chance at finally gaining the tribe's acceptance, he finds that he no longer has the desire to kill it and instead befriends it.



Hiccup wants to hunt a mysterious dragon Night Fury and he can kill the dragon succesfully but in his heart a word "humanity" is awaken and he released the dragon. In mean time he becomes good friend of dragon and named him 'Thoothless' and he also trains dragon and make his pet and learned a lot of things about dragon and he finds that all dragons are loveable and easy to make friends and pets. At end of the movie he defeats a giant monster dragon with the help of night fury 'Thoothless'. At fight Hiccup is seriously injured and becomes unconscious later in the morning Hiccup finds out that he has lost his left foot, replaced with an artificial limb Gobber made. Whatever regrets he has are quickly forgotten when he exits the house to find that the Vikings and dragons are living together. Hiccup is celebrated as a hero by everyone, particularly Stoick and Astrid, and Hiccup and Toothless join Astrid and the other teenagers as they all fly off on their own dragons.




The DreamWorks had done great job while making this movie and writing characters name and script and make this film truly watchable and full of joy. Everybody love this movie while watching this movie. This is totally a great entertainment with family. All age love this film from children to grandpa and grandma.

The second part of film "How to train your Dragon 2" is said to be released in 2013.
I am eagerly waiting for this movie. Go get this movie and enjoy with your family..



Directed - Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois
Screenplay - Adam F. Goldberg, Peter Tolan, Dean DeBlois, Chris Sanders
Story - Cressida Cowell
Narrated - Jay Baruchel
Editing - Darren T. Holmes
Studio - DreamWorks Animation




Rating - 4.5/5